The Substitute Wife
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Cast: Farrah Fawcett, Lea Thompson, Peter Weller, Karis Bryant, Cory Lloyd, Colton Conklin, Annie Suite, Marco Perela, Jill Parker Jones, Babs George, Gena Sleete, Gail Cronauer.
Setup has plucky frontier wife Amy Hightower (Thompson) knockin' on heaven's door, diagnosed as having only two months to live. Knowing that devoted hubby Martin (Weller) won't be able to raise their four children alone, Amy sets out to find him a new wife. After scouring the countryside, the best she can do in the way of unmarried women is working girl Pearl (Fawcett), who signs on, anxious to leave the Life.
Daniels and director Peter Werner aim for no more authenticity than "Bad Girls," and "The Substitute Wife" often has the same kind of loopy charm, starting with doughty Amy's search for a bride; at one point she crashes a funeral to ask the widow if she'd marry Martin.
Fawcett's fetchingly amusing as the hooker, introduced gnawing on a fried chicken leg. Pearl is, by her own appraisal, "a damned good whore ... In California, miners would pay $ 500 for half an hour of my time.
"Of course," she admits, sotto voce, "coffee was $ 80."
Strongest onscreen relationship is that between Amy and Pearl. Werner's direction and Martin Nicholson's editing keep the jokes sharp without hitting the audience over the head with the gags; Neil Roach's camera, Cary White's production design and Mark Snow's music are strong.
Camera, Neil Roach; editor, Martin Nicholson; production designer, Cary White; art director, Michael Sullivan; sound, Jennifer Murphy; music, Mark Snow. 120 MIN.
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