What grosses Johnny Depp out? BOOGERS.
I told Johnny Depp he was beautiful last night. Kind of fell out. Not in any stalker-ish way, just sort of happened: "Johnny, you're beautiful, man, nice work in the film."Weird. Freudian? I don't know. But he is a pretty man...
Anyway, big, huge, massive crowd yesterday evening at the event, which immediately followed a screening of "Sweeney Todd." I missed the movie due to another committment, but zipped on over for the reception just in time to be whisked away by Tom O'Neil for a Gold Derby podcast (God knows what I said in that thing). I lost track of the money men and women in the crowd at some point: Joel Silver, Rita Wilson, Gary Shandling, James Franco, Sacha Baron Cohen, Steven Spielberg, David Geffen, and, of course, Depp (in a rare publicity appearance), Burton and the man himself, Stephen Sondheim.
I did manage to find out what grosses Depp and Burton out, by the way. Nothing explosive, but hey, it seemed a fitting question.
For Depp, it's boogers. Not a fan. He didn't even hesitate. Burton took a little extra time, however. He didn't seem to have anything in mind until he apparently flashed back to childhood and proclaimed forced schooling as something that grossed him out. Fair enough, dark one.
The crowd seemed enthusiastic (who wouldn't be?). I mingled with Anne Thompson long enough to exchange unpleasantries on "I Am Legend" before getting out of dodge, but it was good times all around. O'Neil told me the crowd stayed in their seats, transfixed after the credits rolled -- but we all know how much Tom O loves this thing, so who knows. I wouldn't say it's a stretch, though, as the mood was an excited and jovial one.
Lots of heavy-hitters on board for this thing, though. Lots.
(Note: Of course that's not a pic of Depp from the event last night, but that IS the same fedora he was sporting. My camera wasn't in tow, so this is the best I can offer. Cheers.)
Red Carpet District is Variety contributor Kristopher Tapley's attempt at making sense of the ever-expanding glut of film awards coverage. He's been on the beat for six years. Email 






That's the first compaint I've heard, Adam, though it still doesn't answer what you mean by "rubbish." Looks fine to me, everyone else seems to be okay with it. And in any case, I have a say in the design of InContention -- Red Carpet District is the terrain of Variety.com's design department, and I happen to think they have done a fine job. Though if you want to be more specific (like I asked for to begin with) then I'd be happy to pass your concerns along.
Posted by: Kristopher Tapley | 12/7/2007 3:52:13 PM
Rubbish means garbage. It looks garbage by comparison. If incontention looks so good how hard can it be to make this look nice. It stops me coming here.
Posted by: AdamL | 12/7/2007 11:54:47 AM
" Burton took a little extra time, however. He didn't seem to have anything in mind until he apparently flashed back to childhood and proclaimed forced schooling as something that grossed him out. " haha, Burton would say that. Great stuff, Kris.
Posted by: Mr. Gittes | 12/6/2007 10:00:53 PM
Rubbish? Please explain.
Posted by: Kristopher Tapley | 12/6/2007 1:18:38 PM
Kris, Why does incontention look so amazing (one of the best looking sites on the web) and this redcarpet district look so rubbish? Sort it out!
Posted by: AdamL | 12/6/2007 12:28:34 PM
No worries, man. I did the same thing a few weeks ago - told this actress she was gorgeous. She was taken aback, atleast, rather than freaked out. As you said, it just kind of fell out. Sure, Tom loves the film, but it's great to hear yet another audience was quite impressed. :) I'm attending a screening next Tuesday and cannot wait!
Posted by: Gina | 12/6/2007 12:00:35 PM