With all this talk of an untelevised Golden Globes telecast, there is a lot of speculation about which contenders and campaigns could be hurt as a result.  "Atonement" leads the field there, but doesn't have a single mention with the SAG and likely won't be a giant player at the Critics' Choice Awards on 1/7, so there's a film that really needs this publicity in the awards season, right?  "The Great Debaters" is also a film trying to make its moves late in the year, releasing over the holiday and hoping to turn that Best Picutre HFPA nod into Oscar gold.  But who reallly suffers if the Globes are not to be shown on the boob tube?

My opinion?  Fashion gurus.

What, oh what will the fashion nit-pickers and bloody-mary-screaming thread analysts do without a Golden Globes telecast?  What will Joan Rivers do with herself if she can't stalk the red carpet, schreeching about this designer or that while simultaneously forgetting actors' names and films as if she were born to do so?  Best dressed?  Worst dressed??  Will E! go dark???

Never fear, friends.  The Envelope is on top of it in the meantime with a look back at recent "formal wear fiacos" for your viewing displeasure.  And thank God for that, right?  Right?