What happens in Abu Dhabi, doesn't happen in Abu Dhabi.
The Emirates Palace so physically matches a modern Vegas casino that it could be transplanted next to the Wynn and feel in like-minded company. Gold and marble overwhelm and blind. The massive tonnage of air conditioning power insures you'll stay indoors, away from the oppressive heat. Every whim and creature comfort is provided for, moving you to forget where you are - you can trip and fall over the borders of Iraq and Iran.
The differences? No rednecks carrying plastic cups of slot coins. Rather then taking money, a proper connection during the Film Financing Circle could stuff a wallet, or at least tease it. Champaign does flow freely at receptions here - until the Middle East press photogs kindly ask you to put it out of sight before snapping.And certainly no strip clubs. Even the virtual kind:

Michael Jones is the film festival editor at Variety.com.













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